This is Horace, my new boyfriend. I liberated him from my Uncle's barn, where he was very sad because he couldn't see out of his glass, because it was covered in about 30years worth of barn dust. All the glass was falling off and he looked very unloved. Also, my Uncle's wife is a vegetarian so I said I'd look after Horace because she will not have him in the house. I called him Horace because I think it suits his handsome (if slightly bug-eyed) face.